number 8

My whole blog up to this point has literally been a big joke.

Nothing important, nothing meaningful, nothing of substance.

I've written on here when I've been bored, therefore it ends up boring.

Speaking to people and I have realised that I can do something to change.

One Girl. One Saying. One Day.

Not all three related. Yet all three connected.

'No one holds your hand so tight, as the person holding onto life'

Number 7, Channel 4 Documentaries

I'm back. C4 docs are really, really terrible. Oh no, I'm tree man! Oh no, I am attached to my sister!

What they should do, is really take this piss and make one up. I have a great idea for one. Picture this, a black screen, atmospheric music, words scrolling like in star wars. Then, 'Channel 4 presents, The man with a penis for a thumb, may contain scenes that some viewers may find disturbing' How funny would that be.

His parents being interviewed by C4, 'Well Kevin had gay thoughts from a young age, about 2 months old, the time when most children started sucking their thumbs.'

'I always felt left out by the other children, and people didn't want to shake my hand. To this day, I don't know why. I mean it's normal isn't it? Isn't it?'

The day this Channel 4 Documentary comes onto the big box that everyone looks at in the middle of my room, I shall watch it. Honest. Who wouldn't? You know you would.

And I shall return to the blogging world sometime whenever.

Bye.

number 6

Well, it's been a while hasn't it?

Writing blogs again and again and again really is so much effort, I just decided tonight 'What the hell, I'll blog again' So here I am. Blogging again. Huh. Harder than I remember. Now I'm stuck. Fuck.

Ignoring my first paragraph, what is with remaking good films? I mean, they were good to start with, don't go and fuck 'em up. Remake bad ones. They are trying to remake; The Birds, The Exorcist and other such classics. They have already failed at remaking The Terminator 1+2, Star Wars and others. I mean, I just don't understand why people always think they can improve on something. It just turns out worse. Please stop.

Moving on, I'm well and truly stumped. This doesn't even count as a blog. I NEED IDEAS DESPERATELY. EVEN A NEW BLOG TO DO. SOMETHING. PLEASE.